Help build a monument to that ‘sad little bitch’ Elon Musk
“Build the perfect monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch.” | Image: Brendan SMIALOWSKI / AFP via Getty Images Cards Against Humanity is gearing up to build "something that will annoy Elon Musk," and it's crowdfunding the project with its usual flavor of vulgarity. The company behind the card game announced plans to build "a grand monument" to Musk on the parcel of land it owns near Starbase, Texas, with the aim to "make him wonder, for a brief…
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Unresolved 40% Legal Cease-and-Desist
SpaceX or Elon Musk’s legal team issues an immediate cease-and-desist order citing zoning violations and trespassing concerns, forcing Cards Against Humanity to pause construction. The company responds by claiming free speech protections, but halts physical work to assess liability while the crowdfunding campaign continues online.
Watch for: SpaceX attorney issues formal legal notice to Cards Against Humanity · Local county clerk confirms a zoning violation citation is filed against the monument project
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Unresolved 35% Social Media Feud Escalation
Elon Musk mocks the project on X (formerly Twitter), turning the monument into a viral meme and boosting crowdfunding donations. Cards Against Humanity capitalizes on the attention by releasing limited edition merchandise, effectively neutralizing the threat through public engagement and financial gain.
Watch for: Elon Musk posts a tweet referencing the monument with over 1 million likes · Cards Against Humanity announces a 200% increase in crowdfunding contributions within 48 hours
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Unresolved 15% Settlement and Donation
To avoid bad publicity, Musk’s representatives privately reach out to Cards Against Humanity’s founders. The company agrees to dismantle the monument in exchange for a charitable donation in Musk’s name or a public statement acknowledging Musk's contributions to technology, effectively ending the conflict quietly.
Watch for: Cards Against Humanity issues a press release announcing the 'temporary' relocation of the monument · A charity foundation linked to SpaceX announces a new donation from Cards Against Humanity
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Unresolved 10% Physical Sabotage or Removal
In a counter to the legal route, unknown actors or SpaceX security contractors physically dismantle or deface the partially built structure. The incident is framed as an act of vandalism, sparking a wider debate about private property rights versus free expression, with no clear culprit identified.
Watch for: Video footage surfaces showing the monument structure collapsed or defaced · Local police open a criminal investigation into vandalism on private land near Starbase
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